A DAY IN THE HIGHLANDS- By Pandy
-Good morning Lassh! It ish a fine day in the shcottish highlandsh- Sean Connery was in a very good mood.
His kilt was flaming in the wind, and Icatched a glimpse of what seemed to be an ancient crotch package.Swiflty I looked away in disgust.
-Yessh! I am wearing my Shaturday kilt on a tueshday...-I was in shock.-It looksh like a common shkirt, but thereish a differenshe- he conveyed a sly look in his eyes- I am not wearing my undiesh. Ush Shcottish men are very reshistent to cold weather in "The Netherlandsh"- His fingerwas pointing to tho crotch area. A point where I assumed was right under his "purse".
-Oh! I love to feel a fresh breeshe in my teshticlesh!. here! Take a look...- And he bent over to lift his kilt.
A splitsecond later I was vomiting the last 17 meals I had eaten.
-Whatsh the matter lassh?Feeling bad? Ish your shtomache bothering you?-Hetook his purse, which to my surprise turned outto be a small bottle of whishkey
-here, hav shome ofthish. From the highlandsh, with sheep urine, it will make you feel better- Hesitantely i drank- Bottomsh up!- And he winked his eye
- Thish remindsh me of the time in which I shaw an old proshtitute in my brothel of choice when I wash a young lassh like yourself...
-Who was she?- I asked
-Dolly Parton...Tittiesh!
On August 30 2007
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al182
On 06/03/2008
l flogg encara..........
soii la prima d natalia(pandy)
jajajajajjaja
q anden bn
bsss
tacuarembosta
On 01/11/2007
Tacuarembosta Revista Digital.
Numero 27. Noviembre/2007.
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+ Homenaje a Juan Carlos Moiséz.
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verdamilanga
On 30/08/2007
Aye, me lassie give liddle Sheannie thy cootiesh in thy crotch... now the liddle feller itchesh like thy bloody hell.
lucy_snowe
On 30/08/2007
What'ssh ye problem, lassh? Are ye not usshed to feeling air sshirculating through your goodiessh?
Jajaja asqueroso el viejo che
Saludd
