Bloody X-MasssssS!!!

Ayer me puse a pensar (seh, es algo que pasa cada tanto) y me di cuenta de una estupidez, la navidad es el 25 de Diciembre. Ya se que no es un gran descubrimiento, pero porque mierda todos te saludan el 24? Es como si te llamaran el dia antes de tu ciumpleaños. Asi que decidi haer mi post navideño el 25, como corresponde.

Aca les dejo el mejor villancico navideño de la historia, veanlo que es buenisimo.



http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=crKwjtRktNA



Jeff Dunham Achmed’s “Jingle Bombs”

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!



Nos vemos, portense mal.
Bloody Kisses!!!


Dimitri...




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