YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN DENMARK TOO LONG, WHEN:
- You think there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.
- You think its normal to pick up a girl in a pub, walk her to her bike and ride with her back home.
- You understand why not every type of meat can be put together on top of bread.
- You think its impolite to sit next to someone in a bus if there is a bench where you can sit on your own.
- You go to the supermarket and buy three good beers and 10 not too good ones.
- You can open a beer bottle with almost anything.
- You honestly believe that the distance between Copenhagen and Aalborg is long.
- You can tell the difference between a Grøn Tuborg and a Carlsberg beer
- The first thing you do on entering a bank/post office/pharmacy etc. is to look for the queue number machine.
- You accept that you will have to queue to take a queue number.
- When a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:
a. he is drunk;
b. he is insane;
c. he is American;
d. he is all of the above.
- Silence is fun.
- It no longer seems excessive to spend 800 kr. on alcohol in a single night.
- You know that "religious holiday" means "let's get pissed".
- You use "Mmmm" as conversation filler.
- The word "yes" is an intake of breath.
- You have only two facial expressions, smiling or blank
- Traditional dinners may not necessarily mean a cooked meal.
- You forget how to open canned beer.
- Can't remember when to say "please" and "excuse me".
- You will leave a pub if you can't find a seat.
- Your wardrobe no longer has suits but blue shirts and mustard colored sports jackets and lots of denim.
- You don't mind paying the same for a 200-metre bus ride as you do for going 10 kms.
- You don't look twice at businessmen in dark suits wearing white sport socks.
- You start to believe that if it weren't for Denmark's efforts, the world would probably collapse pretty soon.
- You find yourself more interested in the alcohol content than the name of the wine.
- You know the meaning of life has something to do with the word "hyggelig".
On July 15 2007
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elliejokarstyrer
On 11/12/2008
Hii:D
how are you?
are you from Denmark?
I put you in my ff's:D
have a nice day
snv_2005
On 21/11/2007
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iso2006_2
On 25/10/2007
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line15
On 06/10/2007
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cristian16
On 17/09/2007
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unexpected
On 15/09/2007
uahsuha, adorei o texto.
Can't remember when to say "please" and "excuse me". HAHAHAHA.
george_182
On 03/09/2007
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incancelabile
On 16/08/2007
Oieee!!
Aqui é a Tatty! Tô passando pra dizer que mudei de fotolog, agora tô nesse. O antigo /sweetatty tá desativado. Já tá add nos f/f, tá?
Beijo! =*
compy_fatiga10
On 27/07/2007
Quieres saber quien
te apunta el fotolog?!?!?!
consulta quien te tiene en F/F en su fotolog
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tamlyncm
On 15/07/2007
oiiiiiii Alice...
nossa...
esse texto é tudo de bom...
bom saber... XD
te adicionei!!
bjsssssssssssss