Tenacious D Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

Beelzeboss:

I AM COMPLETE!

Tenacious D:
(BOTH) Fuuuck

Beelzeboss:
YES YOU ARE FUCKED,
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

Tenacious D:
(JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
we challenge you to a rock off,
(BOTH) Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Beelzeboss:
FUCK! FUCK!
FUUUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CAAATCH?

Tenacious D:
(JB) If we win,
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

Tenacious D:
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me kage it's the only way
(KG) What the fuck are you talkin about?
(JB) To be your little bitch

Beelzeboss:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN HAHAHA!
I'M THE DEVIL,
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF,
IT'S FUCKIN TASTY!
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!
I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MA HOT DEMON GEL!
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
(KG) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JB) Listen to me-
(KG) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG) Noo
unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG) Dude,
we've been through so much shit
(JB) De-activated lasers with my dick
(BOTH) Now it's time to blow this fucker down
(JB) c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
(KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
(JB) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
(KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
(BOTH) Now we've got to blow this fucker down
(KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(JB) C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
(KG) OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
(JB) Hey antichrist ah, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness, ah rockin socks!
we rock the ?, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the sceptor,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D
(BOTH) We are the D (X16)

Beelzeboss:
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING SUCKERS!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO!

Beelzeboss:
OW, FUCK!
MY FUCKIN HORN!
OHH NO

Tenacious D:
(JB) From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

Beelzeboss:
NOOOOO!
FUCK YOU KAGE AND FUCK YOU JABLES
I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D!!

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pandooriithaa On 13/03/2010

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mei_wong On 05/03/2010

Que rock

mensito espero andes
muy bien ya sabes que
pex conmigo te veo en
la conve el domingo
sayo

mei_wong On 18/02/2010

Hola

Como estas mensito
no eh te nido tiempo
de nada a ver cuando
ablasmos sip
cuidate mucho
Sayonara

mega_man_2x On 07/02/2010

nuevo Flogo www.fotolog.com/mega_man_2x

xrainbow_girlx On 04/12/2009

MORIRR!!!

&clubs; Suerthe !&clubs;

Atthe

&hearts;Annie Living in a fairy tale &spades;

mei_wong On 25/11/2009

_____________66666666_____________
______________666666______________ Que rock
______________666666______________Aqui de paso
______________666666______________ A dejar un saludo
______________666666______________
______________666666______________ Espero andes
______________666666______________De lo mejor
______________666666______________Como yo XP
______________666666______________
______________666666______________ Esta con miden
______________666666______________Tu pik
______________666666______________ Bueno yo
_____6________666666_______6______Me retiro
___666________666666_______666____
__66666666666666666666666666666___Te espero
_666666666666-BRENDA-6666666666666_En mi flog
__66666666666666666666666666666___
___666________666666_______666____ Que tengas
_____6________666666_______6______Un perverso
____________66666666666___________ Dia = a genial
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______________666666______________ Sayonara
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TE VEIAS SEXY EN LA COMVE XD

blackmore__night On 24/11/2009

Carlos!!!
ya ni te has de acordar de mi...
xD

Estas en f/f,
aunque no lo creas, extraño estirar tu larga cabellera de barbie...xD!
Ntc.

Aver, quien soy...
te dare una pista...
mmmmmmm...

Fuiste mi 1º amigo al entrar a la prepa
A veces me llevabas a mi casa.
otra cosa, el sol me marea tanto que me hace mal, tu siempre andabas cuidandome de que no estuviera en el sol...

Quien soy? xD

dark_deadheart On 12/11/2009

CUIDATE NIÑO

mei_wong On 11/11/2009

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¶´¶¶¶¶¶¶________________¶¶¶¶¶¶´¶A dejarte
¶´¶¶¶¶____________________¶¶¶¶´¶Un pequeño
¶´¶¶¶______¶¶______________¶¶¶´¶Saludo
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¶´¶¶______¶¶¶¶____¶¶¶¶______¶¶´¶Así que
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¶´¶¶________________________¶¶´¶Pásala Chido
¶´¶¶_____¶¶__________¶¶_____¶¶´¶Espero que.
¶´¶¶¶_____¶¶________¶¶_____¶¶¶´¶Estés bien.
¶´¶¶¶¶______¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_____¶¶¶¶´¶
¶´¶¶¶¶¶¶________________¶¶¶¶¶¶´¶Pasa por
¶´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶___________¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´¶Mi flog

pandooriithaa On 08/11/2009

....

me debes la ponidaa ai de tu y yo
b nom voi bye

te amoo!!

auq ni m firmas ni me mencions eee byee

^^

bitesxmyxneck On 06/11/2009

ei k onda...
haha.. chida la pic....

mil sin ablar ii sin verte,.... u.u

k andes de lo mexor
cuidate.................

byebye